Truer words

http://i.imgur.com/vHLx5.jpg

Thanks to A for this nugget of gold.

This other one I found on my own.

http://www.theredneckmommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Redneck-vs-Baby.jpg

9:21

Nine minutes and twenty one seconds. That's how long it took me to suck down 5.5oz from one of E's bottles. He can do the same in around ten minutes. My whole neck was cramping up, I had blisters on the inside of my lips, it was miserable. I did it with water, he does it with milk. I get points for not vomiting or crapping my pants. It was ridiculously hard and I will not be doing it again.

Another fun thing to try is answering telemarketers in character. For example, I received a call from 'blocked number' and answered as a pirate. "Arr.. who be this? Arrr this be Captain B arrr". It turned out to be our confused property manager. It sometimes backfires. I have also recently accused the caller of barking at me and then asking what the (non existent) ringing noise was. I have plans to tell the next wave of political callers about my miraculous conversion to a particular faith, and see how long they stay on the line (only if they are for the side I disagree with, of course). And any fundraisers, you're going to get me asking YOU for money. See how much fun that will be. muwhahahaha